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Now Playing: Tetris WITH LYRICS
Description: Download the mp3 herehttp//www.sendspace.com/file/mrv4k2By the
way, for all of you who prefer to get offended by everything that
crosses your path, please know that this video is a joke. I just
think its interesting that women tend to love puzzle games more than
men.Ya turds.LYRICSONE TWO THREE FOURShapes made of four colored
blocks like a T or a boxCome down like falling bricksYou can place
them in rows, but everybody knows That they made this game for
chicks (HEY!)Mom just loves to flip and stackGrandma says this shit
is like crack! (Well it is!)This is the game girls deserve, there is
no learning curveWhich makes it great for noobsIt will fill you with
glee, especially if you have a vaj and boobs (HEY!)Your mom loves
itMine does tooCall me sexist, bitch its still true (just kidding
about the bitch part)Deep in a girls dainty brain, theres a spot
near a veinWhich regulates their bliss (The T-spot)Once they see
falling blocks, the T-spot unlocksAnd they start to sing like this
(SING!)LA LA LA LA LA LA LAWE LOVE TETRIS, LA LA LA LAHere is a
trick I have learnedTo avoid getting burnedWhen you piss off your
chickIf you sing this on key,Immediately shell forget that youre a
dick (Try it!)LA LA LA LA (Im still mad.) LA LA LA (Is that the
Tetris song?)LA LA LA LA (I love tetris!) LA LA LA (Im happy
now.)Tetris helps when chicks want to neuter us (Snip, snip, snip)If
you love it, you probably have a uterus!-------------This video is
dedicated to Dana and Drew Aber, probably the two coolest people who
would claim to be brentalfans.By the way, I never post my records
because I think its kind of petty, but today (12 14 08) this video
was the #1 featured gaming video in 23 countries and the #43 most
viewed video today.BrentMas FTW.Bonus fact If you listen close
around 118, you can hear me laughing at myself. I didnt catch it
till after I uploaded the video. I guess I was laughing after one of
my LA LA LA LA takes...